- If I had a pound for
every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and
why?
- I m not special, I am
just a LIMITED EDITION.
- There are 3 types of
people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
- There is only 1 thing
2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
- Don't tell people your
dreams, SHOW THEM!
- Borrow money from a
pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
- Keep Smiling & One
day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
to reveal my status :P
- Our marriage is like a
workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- typing....
- I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes
CLOSED :)
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year
& a half.
- “You compliment
someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend
anymore.
- Do not be afraid to
step on people... Mario made a career from it.
- Never laugh at your
wife's choices... you're one of them ...
- I just want to
die young as late as possible.
- If you’re talking abt
me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
Some Love Whatsapp Status :
- My "last seen at" was
just to check your "last seen at".
- If i had the world in
mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
- If a hug tell how much
i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
- Every LOVE story is
beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3
- Every moment i spent
with you is like a dream come true <3
- As long as i
wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
- “And in her smile I
see something more beautiful than the stars.”
- Falling in love is
only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
- "Love is what
makes you smile when you're tired."
Broken Heart Whatsapp Status :
- Love means exposing
yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
- Hurt me with a truth,
don't comfort me with a lie.
- Love is like heaven,
but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
- It only hurts when you
love someone and you know they don't love you back.
- Don't mind the
weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
- The shattering of a
heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
- LOVING MIGHT BE A
MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
- “Spiteful words can
hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
- If someone you love
hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Best Motivational One Liner For Whatsapp :
- Failure is always
temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
- Work hard in silence
& let the success make noise.
- One day i really want
to say- I MADE IT.
- “Motivation is what
gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
- 'Work until you
don't have to introduce yourself '
- "To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
- Success is falling 9
times and getting up 10.
- Defeat your enemies
with your success.
- Do it today or regret
TOMORROW.
- In order to success
your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Famous Romantic Status For Whatsapp :
- "I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when
i'm with you.
- When i met you i found
life.
- Everyone says you fall
in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
- Let me love you if not
for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
- love is when you feel totally complete
- If I know what love
is, it is because of you!!
- I love winter, First
time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it
is full.
- If supermarkets had
some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
- People don't realize
how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept
until 2PM.
- There is always some madness in love. But there is also always
some reason in madness
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